"Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other."
- Honore Debalazac
"Friends are just enimies who don't have enough guts to kill you"
"Friends are like roses...you have to look out for the pricks!
"Whenever a friend suceeds, a little something in me dies."
- Gore Vidal
"I don't trust him. We're friends."
- Bertolt Brecht
"Only enemies speak the truth, friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."